Those Who Kneel Call Me Divine...

lady-divine-writes:You know, I’ve always waited and waited and waited to self-publish something...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 22:00:49 -0700

You know, I’ve always waited and waited and waited to self-publish something because I wanted to put something of quality into the world. Eff that. I’m over it. I just want to get paid.

our-ever-thine: 💋

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 21:41:07 -0700

our-ever-thine:

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montereybayaquarium:Jellies: Living Art

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 20:54:41 -0700

montereybayaquarium:

Jellies: Living Art

Klaine one-shot - “Sparking Joy” (Rated G)

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 18:48:45 -0700

lady-divine-writes:

Summary:

Kurt wants to Marie Kondo their home, but Blaine is struggling with how to deal with things that ‘spark joy’. In the end, Kurt discovers that Blaine’s method might be the best. (1966 words)

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Thunk!

Blaine startles in his seat when an object drops out of nowhere and lands heavily on the living room floor. He’d been spending a relaxing morning and most of the early afternoon catching up on the latest issues of Variety!, his daughter Tracy hanging out with him, watching re-runs of Total Drama Island on her phone. He’s embarrassed to admit that, till that moment, he didn’t know what his husband was up to. Kurt usually spends his weekends designing new outfits or hitting up second hand stores, searching for inspiration.

Seeing Kurt standing in front of him, hands on hips, staring as if expecting an answer to an unasked question, Blaine realizes - not this weekend.

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Thu, 11 Apr 2019 18:35:09 -0700

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@buggybee 💜

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 16:59:03 -0700

@buggybee 💜

purplebuddhaproject: “There’s only one person you’re guaranteed to spend the rest of your life...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 16:36:29 -0700

purplebuddhaproject:

“There’s only one person you’re guaranteed to spend the rest of your life with… yourself. Don’t live the rest of your life with an asshole.”

— (via purplebuddhaquotes)

koobaxion: megapope: koobaxion: megapope: koobaxion: megapope: koobaxion: megapope: but...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 15:29:31 -0700

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

koobaxion:

megapope:

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

allow me illustrate you

that’s still four people

i truly can’t make this any clearer

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

"Sometimes you have to ignore the human part of you to be okay with how things are."

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 14:43:09 -0700

“Sometimes you have to ignore the human part of you to be okay with how things are.”

- (via purplebuddhaquotes)

stansons: hasan-minhaj: “Well, we’ve been talking about Brie...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 13:10:05 -0700

stansons:

hasan-minhaj:

“Well, we’ve been talking about Brie and obviously you all saw her pushing the jeep in the training videos, which is insane. Did that kind of encourage everyone to up their game in the training?”

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Thu, 11 Apr 2019 12:23:39 -0700

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purplebuddhaproject: “Be thankful for today, because in one moment, your entire life could change.”...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 10:50:49 -0700

purplebuddhaproject:

“Be thankful for today, because in one moment, your entire life could change.”

— (via purplebuddhaquotes)

thatsogerman: Since I’m not seeing her name nearly enough on the press, let’s give the attention...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 10:04:28 -0700

thatsogerman:

Since I’m not seeing her name nearly enough on the press, let’s give the attention Katie Bouman deserves. Thanks to her, we are now possible to see the first ever image of a black hole, something that people talked 200 years ago for the first time. It’s no longer a myth.
We are girls and we can be whatever we want to be. Einstein would be proud of you, Katie. Thank you!

Here you can see a huge stack of hard drives she used for Messier 87’s black hole image data.

chasingrainbowsforever: ~ Colorful ~

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 09:17:48 -0700

chasingrainbowsforever:

~ Colorful ~

lady-divine-writes:Want a heaping serving of humble pie? Take an all skills sports class with kids...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 08:54:05 -0700

lady-divine-writes:

Want a heaping serving of humble pie? Take an all skills sports class with kids who are a third your age, half your size, and fifty times your skill level. I can’t get off the sofa right now. Meanwhile, my daughter, with a raging head cold, if leaping back and forth between rooms like this is a minor inconvenience xD

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Thu, 11 Apr 2019 08:42:47 -0700

seasonalwonderment: blooms-and-shrooms: untitled by april4cheese...

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 08:31:16 -0700

seasonalwonderment:

blooms-and-shrooms:

untitled by april4cheese on Flickr.

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Kurtbastian fic - “Dreamscape - Chapter 4” (Rated NC17)

Wed, 10 Apr 2019 12:14:22 -0700

lady-divine-writes:

Snarky, conceited Sebastian Smythe is “recruited” by the U. S. Government into a project that uses psychics like himself to enter people’s dreams and cure them of their nightmares. The scientists running the study are Dr. Kurt Hummel, himself an empath, who’s not at all impressed by Sebastian’s abilities, and Dr. Jesse St. James, using this project more to further his own ambition than to actually help people. Kurt hopes his research will help soldiers suffering from PTSD overcome their nightmares so they can better readjust to civilian life, but someone else has an eye on Kurt’s project, an interest in using ‘dream therapy’ for a far more nefarious purpose.

Inspired by the movie ‘Dreamscape’

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Kurt walks a step ahead, leading Sebastian around another labyrinth of halls exactly the same as the others – white, featureless, bearing no signs or distinctive marks, nothing to indicate where they’re going. Sebastian spots a few other people trying to negotiate the labyrinth far less competently than Kurt. One even walks straight towards a wall, stares at it in confusion, then turns and walks the opposite way. But Kurt takes the first left, then the next right, never once second guessing his way. He must have walked these halls back and forth for miles if he can get around them this easily. Or paced them late at night, lost in thought, pondering work until the early hours of dawn? Does he live here? Sebastian wonders. By the looks of his office, he does. Probably married to his work. If the lack of a ring on his left ring finger can be trusted, that’s the only thing he’s married to.

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